A not-so-ironic emo elitist, veteran fan of lolcows and internet bloodsports, member of the Church of Euthanasia, Tumblr user since 2014, among various other things.
These things pique my interest, use them to judge my character: Zero Day, websites made by suicidal people (alt.suicide.holiday and depressed.net are cool, my website not so much), old livejournal threads and edgy encyclopedia dramatica articles, pretentious emo music (~~ such as: Brand New, La Dispute, The Academy Is..., Cursive, The Hotelier, mewithoutYou, Carissa's Wierd ~~), true crime (especially Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier, Dylann Roof, Alyssa Bustamante, Robert Hawkins, and various other morally reprehensible people). Don't take anything I say too seriously.
This is the more mobile friendly, succinct, and coherent version of my website's main about page, which I feel like only really makes sense in the context of the rest of my website. The main one is a whole lot cooler, but is filled with an abhorrent amount of rambling.
find me here:
neocities.org/site/luaa
penknifelovelife.tumblr.com
backup tumblr
last.fm/user/degaussser
70x7@null.net
spotify