webmaster's note: i've bolded the things that apply to me, because why the hell not

from livejournal user dinosawwrr, July 10, 2005:
things that annoy me

ok so all the sudden everyone writes poetry
and loves taking pictures
and art
now everyone listens to this one kind of music
and everyone has short hair now too
and big glasses
lets dye our hair black and blonde yea!
everyone's all depressed too rite
everything's against you
no one understands you rite cuz ur so godamn unique cuz u chopped ur hair off
and you like popsicles and flowers and playing ur brothers little keyboard oh yea!
yep your such a free spirit cuz u read sylvia plath and listen to the blood brothers
and oh your a feminist too wow original
are u a vegetarian too wow
your no conformist
oh and ur the first one's to dis the bleach blonde chicks wearing abercrombie and hollister
yea they are robots fucking robots
rite id rather talk to them
atleast they know they are fake
and you hav to keep telling everyone how real you are
dumb fucks
i remember when poetry was honesty
and art was just art
there was no science or formula for it
ugh ppl are gay