The Fantastic Life and Suicide of Mister Mary Holiday
written by Brad Turcotte

One. What a Wonderful Time for a Mass-Murder Suicide
Two. Mary's Room
Three. Where All the Good Guys Go
Four. Mary Establishes a Disconnection, Part I of II
Five. Mary Establishes a Disconnection, Part II of II
Six. Maryland Becomes a (Final) Resting Place
Seven. The Promulgation of Maryland as an Eternal Alternative
Eight. Therapy?
Nine. Attempting to Clarify
Ten. An Even Newer Standard by Which to Measure Infamy
Eleven. The Sad, Sad Bunny on a Slow Boat to Nowhere
Twelve. Disasters and Confrontations