written by Brad Turcotte
One. What a Wonderful Time for a Mass-Murder Suicide
Two. Mary's Room
Three. Where All the Good Guys Go
Five. Mary Establishes a Disconnection, Part II of II
Six. Maryland Becomes a (Final) Resting Place
Seven. The Promulgation of Maryland as an Eternal Alternative
Eight. Therapy?
Nine. Attempting to Clarify
Ten. An Even Newer Standard by Which to Measure Infamy
Eleven. The Sad, Sad Bunny on a Slow Boat to Nowhere
Twelve. Disasters and Confrontations
Update October 2025: I never actually finished uploading this story and my uploads were never archived on the wayback machine. I hope to eventually have it all up on my new website (which will later be linked on this website)